2008 Dud Row
| THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED EACH WEEK TO THE OWNER WHO'S ROSTER HAS THE WORST PERFORMANCE. |
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The featured DUD OF THE YEAR is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the most appearances on 'DUD ROW' this year with 4. This is the second year in a row that Darin takes the crown as 'DUD OF THE YEAR'. Also, from last year to this year, he had 10 appearances on 'DUD ROW' in a 19 week span. Darin is a straight up Uber Duber Super Freakin' DUD! |
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The featured DUD of Week 1 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because of his abysmal league low score of 43. Darin starts 2008 where he left off in 2007 by making pitiful roster decisions and having horrid luck. Darin only got a combined 7 points out of Brady, McFadden, McGahee, Holt, and Seahawks D. He also adds to his league record of "Most Consecutive Regular Season Losses" with his 13th straight loss. He's a super dud! |
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The featured DUD of Week 2 is Joe Kostecky.... ....because if his ugly league low score of 66. Joe's league record winning streak finally comes to an end. There's not going to be anymore "autopilot" for Joe if he wants to win again. Time has caught up with him and the luck has finally ran dry. And folks, this may not be the last we see of Joe on Dud Row, cause this is a roster that appears to have a few gaping holes. |
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The featured DUD of Week 3 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because if his GOSH-AWFUL league low score of 37. Words can't justify how pitifully pispoor pathetic this roster performed. It was "WACKtacular", which would be the opposit of spectacular. This roster had a very strange looking score as it set a league record by having none of the active players reaching double digits. As Homer Simpson would say, "D'OH" |
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The featured DUD of Week 4 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because if his pitiful league low score of 55. This is a roster that's struggling more than the US economy, and more disappointing than gas prices. Darin's squad laid down and let the lowest score besides his own get a cheap win. Poor roster decisions and lack of working the waiver wire make this team as close to a guaranteed weekly loss as you can get. Pure DUD! |
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The featured DUD of Week 5 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because of his woeful league low score of 50. When will this roster get it's wheels turning? This is a unit that has two of the best athletes in the NFL, yet they combined for 4 points in week 5. Middleton's squad has been plagued by injuries and players who only show up every other week. People are checking their schedules in hopes of facing this squad next. |
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The featured DUD of Week 6 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because of his league low score of 56. Middleton could have avoided being the week 6 Dud by playing his usual starting WR but his decisions did him wrong again as his roster is developing a liking for Dud Row. It's just the same old song with this roster: underperforming studs, injuries, astronomically bad luck, etc.... At 1-5, Middleton's chances look bleak. |
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The featured DUD of Week 7 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because of his league low score of 65. Whitehead is back for the 9th time in 17 weeks dating back to week 7 of last season. Whitehead is back up to the top for the DUD OF THE YEAR. Whitehead could have won a couple of more games this season but just can't seem to start the right QB. This is a squad that had better start winning or the season will be done for. |
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The featured DUD of Week 8 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because of his league low score of 53. A week after setting the record for the highest single week score in league history, this squad plummets to the weekly league low. This squad was missing it's #1 and #2 draft picks on BYE and it was evident that there just wasn't enough depth to get the job done. This squad's only hope is to run the table the rest of the season. |
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The featured DUAL DUDS of Week 9 are Darin Whitehead and Joe Kostecky.... ....because of their duplicate low scores of 66. Joe started two 2nd string RBs which resulted in him being a DUD for the 2nd time this year. Darin had his usual goose eggs next to a couple of his players which led to him being the DUD for the 10th time in 19 weeks. Darin and Joe are looking very DUDLY together! |
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The featured DUD of Week 10 is Jake Nicholson.... ....because of his weak league low score of 41. Jake got 1 point combined out of Chris Johnson, Braylon Edwards, Jeremy Shockey, and Eagles D/ST. Jake also made a trade this week that cost him 28 points and caused his elder sibling to lose. Just as Jake was "On the Rise", he comes crashing back to earth. But on a positive note, he's still in playoff contention. |
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The featured DUD of Week 11 is Joe Kostecky.... ....because of his pathetic league low score of 49. Joe didn't work his lineup and left an inactive kicker in, which allowed Darin(who should've been DUD and who only scored 52 points) to beat him. This loss had major playoff implications because it hurt his chances and it also opened the door for other teams to make the playoffs who might not have had that chance. |
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The featured DUD of Week 12 is Chris Helton.... ....because of his piss-poor league low score of 53. Danny's season is going down the tubes as this week's loss pushes him out of the top 4. After a promising start to the season, this roster is in shambles and LARDdale White is putting up goose eggs. Danny lives by the motto of "No Pain, No Gain", but as of lately, it looks like all pain and no gain for TRON. |
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The featured DUD of Week 13 is Zac Nicholson.... ....because of his DUDLY league low score. On a week where every team put up more than 80, Zac's roster hobbled in with a measly 59. And consequently, it was "DICKEY'S LAST STAND". It was a rough year for Nicholson as he unluckily had a pitiful draft, made poor roster decisions, and had stubborn loyalty to players who's good games came few and far between. |
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The featured DUD of Week 14 is Chuck Clark.... ....because of his anemic league low score of 51. If you are going to have a pitiful game, then do it after you've already clinched a playoff spot. That's exactly the case here with Chuck's squad. It didn't matter, but it still has to be worrisome to Clark knowing that Jamal Lewis of the pathetic Cleveland Clowns is carrying the load for his chance at a "Money Shot". |
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The featured DUD of Week 15 is Chuck Clark.... ....because of his untimely and atrocious league low score of 64. This was the worst time possible for Chuck to have a horrid week because it happened during the first round of the playoffs. Now Clark's chance for the big "Money Shot" went down the drain. Chuck's roster is on a drastic decline and he will be lucky to even win any money at all this year. |
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The featured DUD of week 16 is Derek Whitehead... ....because of his pathetic league low score of 52. "Whitehizzle Sizzle" has been 'DUD OF THE WEEK' in week 16 for two years straight. It's a fitting way to end a pitiful season. Now that the year is over, the bleeding can finally stop. It was just horrible draft strategy, poor roster decisions, anemic player performance, and a brutal schedule that did Derek in. |
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| 2008 DUD ROW APPEARANCE COUNT: T1st. Darin Whitehead (4) *Won Tie Breaker with Lowest spot in Final Standings (10th) and Least overall fantasy points for the regular season (1164) T1st. Clayton Middleton (4) 3rd. Joe Kostecky (3) 4th. Chuck Clark (2) T5th. Chris Helton (1) T5th. Zac Nicholson (1) T5th. Derek Whitehead (1) T5th. Jake Nicholson (1) T9th. Nick Young T9th. Timmy Myers |
| DUD OF THE YEAR: is awarded to the owner with the most 'Dud Row' appearances. TIE BREAKER FOR DUD OF THE YEAR: 1. Lowest spot in the year's final standings 2. Least overall fantasy points for the regular season 3. Least head-to-head victories |