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| THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED EACH WEEK TO THE OWNER WHO MAKES THE WORST LINEUP DECISIONS OR HAS THE WORST LUCK. |
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The featured DUD of the Year is Darin Whitehead.... ....because of his league high Dud Row appearances. The "Flight of the Rondels" had 13 straight losses and 6 Dud Row appearances. Darin Whitehead solidified his place in the league history books with the most consecutive loses ever, the worst record ever, and that isn't enough, he's the league's inaugural DUD OF THE YEAR. |
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The featured DUD of week 1 is Clayton Middleton.... ....after drafting Drew Brees in the 2nd round as his stud, and then thinking he got away with murder by picking up Deuce McAllister in the the 9th, Middleton's lineup imploded as the Saints got their heads handed to them on a platter by the Colts Defense! Brees & McAllister combined for 4 Fantasy Points in week 1! It was absolutely anemic. |
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The featured DUD of week 2 is Derek Whitehead.... ....because he had the low score of the week at 56. "Whitehizzle Sizzle" just couldn't get the right players active. He never gave himself a chance when he played waiver wire scrubs while his bench was like an erupting volcano of molten fantasy points. Unluckily, his first 2 draft picks just haven't panned out yet. |
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The featured DUD of week 3 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because he had the low score of the week at 56. This is a prime example of how quickly things can change in the NFL which can affect your fantasy season. The Saints and the Chargers were two of the most explosive teams in the NFL last year and now they are duds. These drastic turn of events lead Middleton's roster to a trip down "Aversity Road." |
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The featured DUD of week 4 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because he had the lowest score of all the low scores at 47. His roster, like many, has been affected by injuries, bye weeks, and under-performing previous year studs. There were 6 rosters that qualified for the dud of the week with 75pts or less. It was a week of horrid scores, but Middleton takes the cake. He may run the table---in defeats! |
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The featured DUD of week 5 is Chuck Clark.... ....because he had the lowest score in the league this week at 58. Clark fell victim to Tony Romo's last second heroics in a game that will be considered a modern day classic. "Charles in Charge" has LaDainian Tomlinson but hasn't seen the usual production that he's capable of. At 2-3 Clark needs LT to start blowing up soon. It just wasn't his week. |
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The featured DUD of week 6 is Clayton Middleton.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week. It was just astronomically bad luck as every position on his roster ended up as a bust except for one player, and his newly aquired QB Kurt Warner went down with injury and left the game with -2. Through all the agony, embarrassment, and defeat, Middleton still works his lineup diligently and there is honor in that. |
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The featured DUD of week 7 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and his roster barely broke 30. The "Flight of the Rondels" had an absolutely horrific performance in week 7. Flight of the Rondels are starting to look like a bunch of slackers. What a joke of a squad! It won't be the last time this squad stops by here for a visit. Ronnie D, Ronnie D, let him be, let him be! |
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The featured DUD of week 8 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and his roster barely broke 50. The "Flight of the Rondels" took flight and came crashing down with back-to-back appearances on dudrow. At this point, "The Flight of the Rondels" are looking for a miracle sitting at 1-7. With Steve Smith rotting away in Carolina, this squad may be back again next week. |
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The featured DUD of week 9 is Derek Whitehead.... ....because he had the league low score of the week. "Whitehizzle Sizzle" was another victim of a Myers Massacre. His roster had a pisspoor start and couldn't get anything going. Only 3 out of 16 of his players could muster up more than 10 points. It was so pathetic. His squad may have shot itself out of playoff contention with this performance. |
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The featured DUD of week 10 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and his roster barely broke 40. The "Flight of the Rondels" didn't stand a chance this week against one of the top teams. There was no combination of players between his active lineup, his bench, and free agency that would've gotten him a win. At 1-9 the Rondels are done for! DUD is an understatement. |
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The featured DUD of week 11 is Chris Helton.... ....because of his league low score of the week and his pisspoor roster decision leaving Marty Booker in at WR. Helton's squad "Krunk Town" should be called "Bunk Town" because it hasn't won a game since week 5. And that week 5 win was against the worst team in the league. Things are real simple for "Bunk Town" now, either win or go home. |
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The featured DUD of week 12 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and also because he set the all-time league record for most consecutive losses with 10. He is leading the league in Dud Row appearances now. Week after week there is just no possible combination of his active players, bench players, or free agents that will get him a win. At 1-10 he's a Super Duper Uber Dud! |
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The featured DUD of week 13 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and also because he continued his league record loss streak at 11. He leads the league in DUD ROW appearances with 5. It's the same old story every week, horrible score, horrible luck, blah blah blah. This squad is the Miami Dolphins of fantasy teams! We will surely see this squad back again next week. |
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The featured DUD of week 14 is Darin Whitehead.... ....because he had the lowest score of the week and also because he continued his loss streak at 12. He also continues to lead the league in DUD ROW appearances with 6. The "Flight of the Rondels" are just flat-out abysmal. You could put Tom Brady by himself against Darin's whole lineup and Brady would win. This is the absolute fantasy rock bottom. |
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The featured DUD of week 15 is Jake Nicholson.... ....because of his league low score of the week at 64. Jake's lineup was named "A TRUE FANTASY" but this squad's performance was a freakin' nightmare. Jake had the 2nd best record in the league with 10 wins and easily made it to the playoffs, but like every year since the start of the league, his squad crumbles and comes apart at the seams during the playoffs. |
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The featured DUD of week 16 is Derek Whitehead... ....because he had the league low score of the week. "Whitehizzle Sizzle" was doomed right from the start. It was one horrid decision after another that all started when he drafted Larry Johnson. The year couldn't end soon enough. The bleeding can finally stop now that it's all over. DUD sums up Whitehead as his squad finises with a 5-11 overall record. |
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| DUD OF THE YEAR IS AWARDED TO THE OWNER WITH THE MOST DUD ROW APPEARANCES. TIE BREAKER FOR OVERALL DUD OF THE YEAR: 1. WORST SPOT IN THE FINAL RANKINGS 2. LEAST OVERALL FANTASY POINTS 3. LEAST HEAD-TO-HEAD VICTORIES |